Madder and badder than the 15th

Monday, 11 June 2007


None of that poncy rubbish
Are you tired of those noncy friendship poems that sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true mateship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces in this chain-email - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against  the bastard(s) who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rip the piss about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you shut the hell up .
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -  Stay the hell away from me until you are well  again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at you - silly bugger.
9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".
Mateship is like weeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to ten of your closest friends,
then get depressed because you can only think  of four


PS Stolen and propagated off the internet somewhere...


At 16 July, 2007 03:17, Blogger Foilwoman said...

Hey, I've got Innana, SNV, Uber, and Francesca. How did you know I only had four?


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